You know what's funny?

Guys with ugly girlfriends or wives rhapsodizing about love and romance. Telling other guys what to do and how it is.

It's like, dude, get your own house in order before you tell other people what to do.

This happened yesterday... I didn't laugh at him, but I wanted to.

I've run into a couple chicks who have said things to me like, "I don't do this. I don't do things like this" (I'm thinking of one in particular, from years ago, who said that to me in a couple different contexts.) It's like... you're here... you're bent over and doing what I tell or show you to do... so yes... you do things like this.

Which we both know.

I think it's just a female psychological defense mechanism. Which makes it even worse when guys do it.

I wish I'd written down more of the many bizarre and hilarious things chicks have told me over the years. Sometimes it pops into mind, unbidden, and if I don't write it down, I forget about it. At the time I was determined to focus on career, which was the right choice, but I've lost a lot of the fine details over time.