"Rom-Coms Were Corny and Retrograde. Why Do I Miss Them so Much?"

"Rom-Coms Were Corny and Retrograde. Why Do I Miss Them so Much?" is an article where the title is the article. Rom-coms are porn for chicks because they feature a high-status male eventually committing to one woman, often below his SMV. Despite the feminist dream of a vibrator, cat, ugly pants, and low grooming standards, most chicks still want a guy or two or three and a family. Even chicks who identify as "feminists" want what most chicks want. Just like guys who identify as "feminists" still want to sleep with multiple chicks (if they can, and some can).

It's funny when feminists admit their desires are pretty conventional.